Green Pasture

Laughs, but does not approach

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Hot Coffee

Where do people go to get some?

Sharing The Room

Peter: (...) Speaking of, how’d you ever meet Lisa? You never told us.

Johnny: Well that’s a very interesting story, when I moved to San Francisco with two suitcases and I didn’t know anyone and I have, uh, I head to YMCA with a $2000 check which I could not cash.

Mark: Why not?

Johnny: Well because it was an out of state bank. Anyway, uh, I was working as a busboy in a hotel, and uh, uh, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her. That’s how we met.

Mark: So, I mean, what’s the interesting part?

Johnny: Well the interesting part is that on our first date, she paid for dinner.

Mark: What? No tips from your job?

Johnny: Whatever. Do you guys want to eat something?

Choosing a Compliment

You have perfect bone structure.

Or this

You could go longer without a shower than most people.

Or maybe this one

You're so hot that you denature my proteins.

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Cropping

Leaves place to imagination

Chienne

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